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WELCOME TO OUR NEW SITE!! We are SO EXCITED!! LOOK AT HOW EXCITED WE ARE!!
On this page, we will tell you exciting shit involving the stuff we are doing. Ya know?
That's right. Hold on to your workin' undies cause this will be one hell of a wild-ride.
See y'all on the other side, we are so PUMPED to have joined with you in this UNBREAKABLE INTERNET BOND!!